Flamingsilhouette

Sep 02
unchangeablexangel:




bye vagina it was nice knowing you

#hello vagina it will be nice knowing you

#Wait a month

this post got better

unchangeablexangel:

bye vagina it was nice knowing you

#hello vagina it will be nice knowing you

#Wait a month

this post got better

Sep 02

pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

who here knows how to dismantle a security camera

everybody on here always acts like some criminal mastermind when in reality 40 of you guys told me to smash it with a rock and at least 3 told me to seduce it

Sep 02

sentimentalvelvet:

cartel:

mikemanmiller-us:

cartel:

if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?

Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter

trilogy.. 

””“5 book trilogy”“”“

Sep 02
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Sep 02
myfairytaleeverafter:


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Sep 02
myfairytaleeverafter:


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Shamless Plug: Thoughts on Vampire Academy + Chicken Broccoli Crescent Rolls
Sep 02
myfairytaleeverafter:


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Shamless Plug: Thoughts on Vampire Academy + Chicken Broccoli Crescent Rolls
Sep 02
myfairytaleeverafter:


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Sep 02
Sep 01
addelburgh:

farewell

addelburgh:

farewell

Sep 01
  • Joey: Hey, how much will you give me to eat this whole jar of olives?
  • Monica: I won’t give you anything, but you’ll owe me 2.95.
  • Joey: Done.
Sep 01

yesysabella:

"It just shows you how important it is to represent everyone in our profession." (x)

MEDIA REPRESENTATION IS IMPORTANT

Sep 01

quote At some point you just have to let go of what you thought should happen and live in what is happening.

Unknown (via creatingaquietmind)

This is harder than it sounds. And I’m learning it the hard way.

(via pureblyss)

Sep 01

bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen